Shark shoplifting

A man in New York waltzed into a pet store and shoplifted a shark!

Police say the bizarre shark heist took place Dec. 12 at Total Aquarium in Lynbrook.

The man went up to the tank where the shark was swimming and “just grabbed it and put it into his jacket,” store employee Jared Goldenberg told the New York Post.

“And then he just walked right out. It didn’t take long.”

He then took the shark home and put it in his fish tank with the eel that he bought earlier in the month with a stolen credit card.