A man in Florida pulled a knife on his brother after arguing about their chicken wings.
Investigators said Calvin Edwards, 48, of Fort Pierce was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and battery after the alleged Tuesday incident, TCPalm.com reported Thursday.
The arrest affidavit quotes Edwards' brother as saying he and his sibling were "scuffling over chicken wings when Calvin pulled a small pocket knife and threatened to cut him." The brother, who said he was injured when Edwards scratched him on the wrist, said he backed down from the confrontation and called police.
I imagine the fight went like this. Brother 1, steals chicken wing off of brother 2's plate. Brother two stands up and runs to the kitchen to get a knife and then holds it at his brother's throat, saying "if you eat that I will slit your throat."