A body that hikers spotted on the side of a cliff in Connecticut turned out to be a mannequin.
Lt. Paul Vance said the object was first spotted and identified as a body Saturday night in West Rock State Park but a specialized ropes team dispatched to the scene Sunday morning discovered the "body" was actually a mannequin, WTNH-TV, New Haven, Conn., reported Monday.
Vance said the State Police Major Crimes Squad was on the scene for about 2 1/2 hours Saturday night and three hours Sunday morning.
I wonder who murdered the mannequin? And what the mannequin did to deserve being thrown off a cliff, perhaps it's an adulterer.